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Home Issues Character and Culture You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me!!

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me!!

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tagaThe following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.


In any case, you'd probably have to be an expert in your own right to write like this!


 

 

 

 


To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.

Why?

What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very ,very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl " of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.


FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.


There you go.

 

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Saffron   |121.209.241.xxx |2008-11-10 20:10:05
Breath taking... literally.
BenKritz   |Author |2008-11-25 00:30:35
This is one of my all-time favorites, and when I first heard about it I thought it was fake, until I actually started listening carefully, and noticed people talking that way. It's made me very conscious of my use of my native language among people here; I don't know how good a teacher I am, but at least I can try to be a good example.
I've always wondered: who is Ike Lozada?
benign0  - Ike Lozada   |124.179.8.xxx |2008-11-25 18:20:17
Ike Lozada is a Filipino showbiz personality back in the 70's who was, shall we say, on the heavy side (his weight not accounted for by muscle).
Saffron   |121.209.241.xxx |2008-12-09 22:16:02
ONE of your all-time favourites? Fake? Elaborate please. I seemed to be missing quite a bit of background.

It is apparent she does not have a good grasp of the language. But why chose it? Do you think she felt compelled to do so? Sorry, lots of questions here. I am trying to understand. Benigno?
pelly greux   |202.8.247.xxx |2009-01-06 17:11:36
I am a professional writer by trade and it's funny how that's the BETTER kind of writing I've seen from young people. I can give you ten or more application forms who's cover letter is like the rantings of three multipersonalities simultaneously writing an essay.

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